Funk Fresh Friday Tag

Tag, you're it. LOL. Alright so this dis-ease of the "tag" game is catchy and seems to be going around. I was recently tagged by Mama Lisa and since I can only do one tag a day, I waited til friday to get my "funky fresh friday" tag on. You know my azz be making up sh*t. I'm tired and ain't had sleep in what feels like 2 days. *chuckle* So here . . . .we . . . .goooooooooooooo:

The rules are as follows:
Simply link to the person who tagged you. SHARE SEVEN WEIRD things about yourself. Tag SEVEN bloggers to do the same AND include a link to their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged and finally post the rules on your blog.

Well I don't know if I can follow ALL the rules but I'll try. *half chuckle*

1. I told my hubby I was gonna share a particular weird fact but he said not to. So that's the first one.
2. I always say "touch wood" when getting behind the wheel of ANY automobile and touch my fingers to my head.
3. I'm paranoid, slightly so I don't answer my door if I'm not expecting anyone.
4. I wanted to be a MEGA super star whose known all over the universe.
5. I used to tell people that I wanted 9 children.
6. I sometimes want guided tours of homes I think are really beautiful.
7. I wanted to ability to slap the sh*t outta folks who said dumb sh*t and smile so we could all be happy after the initial slapping.

Okay there's my seven. Altho I'm sure my azz could come up some about 20 more. But I don't think everybody wanna know all that. And next for the seven and seven (but minus the seagrams 7 gin and seven-up) Mama Bliss, Mama Raquel, Serenity Mama, Mama Tama, AR Girl, Bro. Langston, Brown Bro.. And forgive me for not following the remaining rules in notifying folk. Cuz ya girl tired. I'm going to bed.

So on that note, my day is done. And I'm thirsty as heck. Sleep tight.

*hugs* Mama A